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"SIZZLER: Jessica Dumped In 118
Characters or Less
Itís being reported that
inexplicable stud Adam Levine recently dumped hot rebound girl Jessica Simpson
via text message. Ouch, thatís GOT to hurt. According to tabloids,
Levineís message was only four words: "Really Busy. Need
Ah yes, a text message break-up classic.
Just goes to show you that even a universally desired mega-star like Jessica
Simpson isnít immune to the flighty whims of a man with so little time
and so many people to do.
Weíve discovered a few other
break-up text messages Adam considered sending:
* Thx 4 the
* 3way w/ Ash?
* Srsly, U R gettin
* I M Gay.
* Maroon 5 Rulez. Nick Lachey
* 2 Many Daddy Issues. C U
* Paris, Itís Adam. Hurts when
"Don't hate me! I forgave. I forgave
the shitty little put-downs, the frenzies, the snappy comebacks. I listened
to his apology, his groveling, and I decided to be a sucker one last time.
We had a nice weekend. He knows he's on thin ice. He also knows he drove
up my phone bill by $200 this month. $200 of text message overages, roaming
charges from when I was in Montreal and he just had to call me to resolve
a fight... fun text messages, mean text messages, breakup text messages.
Although I paid my bill and wouldn't accept help for it (I should have realized
I was way over my text message limit; that was my responsibility)... he is
paying for EVERYTHING for the next month. "
" U R a jrk
Best Week Ever had a tidbit about
Jessica Simpson getting dumped by text message by Mr. Maroon 5. Heh. I like
their alternate breakup text messages, especially
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"Text Message Breakup"
"How to tell a man itís over:
Britney dumped Kevin by text message
If itís true that Britney informed
Kevin by text message that sheíd filed for divorce, we can only guess
why she did it that way. Sometimes things get so ugly between two people
in a doomed relationship that any conversation will degenerate into nasty
fighting. It could also be that he wasnít taking her calls, and she
was determined to let him know before someone else
....Thatís why, if you ever
want to successfully convince me that breaking up with a man by text message
or email is a good plan of action, at least one of the following better be
true about your situation:
Youíve taken a vow of
He doesnít own a phone, or at
least, heís made it extremely difficult to reach
Youíve had a date or two with
him, and he was unpleasantly distant and/or rude.
Heís basically a good guy, but
youíre not interested, youíve tried to tell him in a direct way
verbally, and he still wonít get the message.
Youíve been out on a handful
of dates with him, itís going nowhere, and most of your communication
with him has been through text message and/or email.
....To the best of my knowledge,
the break-up text message I used above as a glaring example of bad break-up
manners is NOT the message Britney sent FedEx.
I like to think that her message
to him looked something like this:
"Im dvrcing u Kev. CRBT not cuz pre-nups
rul. Cu n crt. LYLB Brit."
(Translation: ďIím divorcing
you, Kevin. Crying real big tears -- not -- because pre-nuptials rule. See
you in court. Love ya lots bye, Britney.Ē)"
"Get a clue, get a
No. 11: How to break up
Don't break up with someone on a
holiday or on a boat. Make it a run-of-the-mill Tuesday in a semi-private
place where the person can leave quickly.
If you went out on just one date,
a break-up text message is OK. After a couple dates, make the phone call.
After a month, you gotta do it in person. "
" Britney Spears Modern Break Up
With all the new technology today
like email, cell phones, and text messaging, breaking up has become much
less personal. Click
to see a video of Britney's break-up text message to K-Fed. (The text message
comes through about 1:40 into the video.)
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"Egypt in a
I didnít realize it has been
a month since I posted. Yikes. Anyway, let me just say that Egypt was a trip
of a lifetime. Seriously, everyone on the planet needs to see the Pyramids
of Giza (yes, those are the famous ones) at some point in their lifetime.
Just please donít do it all at once.
- wrote a break-up text message for
an Italian guy to send to his Canadian girlfriend"
"Are Mobile Phones Ruining Your Sex
Life or Helping It?
A new study done in the UK, which
confirms one done in Germany earlier last year, shows that a majority of
people choose not to turn off their cell phone while engaging in sexual
relations. Which is a bad idea because it interferes with your driving :-).
But, the study goes deeper and finds out that the mobile phone has also become
an important part of a sexual relationship between flirting by phone or,
sending sexually explicit text and photos or using those free nights and
weekends for those classic first love five hour phone
While some people are using SMS to
quit high ranking government jobs, one-fifth of those surveyed in this study
had sent or received a ďbreak-upĒ text message.
"Because of the ease of the whole
electronic dating, guys have become lazier and lazier when it comes to the
simple courtesy of dialing your digits to make plans. They would rather spend
several minutes going back and forth with text messages than actually getting
all the necessary information with one less than 5 minute phone call. My
friend used to date a guy that never, ever talked on the phone, even after
they had met. He would rather email her to make plans back and forth or send
IMs or text messages. How hard is it to pick up the phone and
I don't like e-dating simply for
this reason. I believe in making heartfelt connections, and it's hard for
me to develop a genuine connection with your computer, pager, cell phone
or sidekick in the middle.
Add to the fact that the connection
developed is very casual and it's very easy to get dropped easily. After
all, all he has to do is send you a break up text message (C u l8r), block
your emails, IMs and disappear all together."
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