Some funny - some not...break up text
message style is the latest rage. Below we have the best text messages from
around the web, from funny and cute to serious break up messages! Don't forget
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From
http://www.bestweekever.tv/tag/Breakup
"SIZZLER: Jessica Dumped In 118
Characters or Less
It’s being reported that
inexplicable stud Adam Levine recently dumped hot rebound girl Jessica Simpson
via text message. Ouch, that’s GOT to hurt. According to tabloids,
Levine’s message was only four words: "Really Busy. Need
Space."
Ah yes, a text message break-up classic.
Just goes to show you that even a universally desired mega-star like Jessica
Simpson isn’t immune to the flighty whims of a man with so little time
and so many people to do.
We’ve discovered a few other
break-up text messages Adam considered sending:
* Thx 4 the
@ss…FU…LOL
* 3way w/ Ash?
* Srsly, U R gettin
annoying.
* I M Gay.
* Maroon 5 Rulez. Nick Lachey
droolz.
* 2 Many Daddy Issues. C U
L8r.
* Paris, It’s Adam. Hurts when
I pee."
From
http://pamyllia.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html
"Don't hate me! I forgave. I forgave
the shitty little put-downs, the frenzies, the snappy comebacks. I listened
to his apology, his groveling, and I decided to be a sucker one last time.
We had a nice weekend. He knows he's on thin ice. He also knows he drove
up my phone bill by $200 this month. $200 of text message overages, roaming
charges from when I was in Montreal and he just had to call me to resolve
a fight... fun text messages, mean text messages, breakup text messages.
Although I paid my bill and wouldn't accept help for it (I should have realized
I was way over my text message limit; that was my responsibility)... he is
paying for EVERYTHING for the next month. "
From
http://www.cababa.com/oldfruit/2006_03_01_oldfruit.htm
" U R a jrk
Best Week Ever had a tidbit about
Jessica Simpson getting dumped by text message by Mr. Maroon 5. Heh. I like
their alternate breakup text messages, especially
Broken
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From YouTube.com
"Text Message Breakup"
From
http://smartatlove.typepad.com/annieweblog
/2006/11/how_to_tell_a_m.html
"How to tell a man it’s over:
Britney dumped Kevin by text message
If it’s true that Britney informed
Kevin by text message that she’d filed for divorce, we can only guess
why she did it that way. Sometimes things get so ugly between two people
in a doomed relationship that any conversation will degenerate into nasty
fighting. It could also be that he wasn’t taking her calls, and she
was determined to let him know before someone else
did...
....That’s why, if you ever
want to successfully convince me that breaking up with a man by text message
or email is a good plan of action, at least one of the following better be
true about your situation:
You’ve taken a vow of
silence.
He doesn’t own a phone, or at
least, he’s made it extremely difficult to reach
him.
You’ve had a date or two with
him, and he was unpleasantly distant and/or rude.
He’s basically a good guy, but
you’re not interested, you’ve tried to tell him in a direct way
verbally, and he still won’t get the message.
You’ve been out on a handful
of dates with him, it’s going nowhere, and most of your communication
with him has been through text message and/or email.
....To the best of my knowledge,
the break-up text message I used above as a glaring example of bad break-up
manners is NOT the message Britney sent FedEx.
I like to think that her message
to him looked something like this:
"Im dvrcing u Kev. CRBT not cuz pre-nups
rul. Cu n crt. LYLB Brit."
(Translation: “I’m divorcing
you, Kevin. Crying real big tears -- not -- because pre-nuptials rule. See
you in court. Love ya lots bye, Britney.”)"
From
http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/
living/special_packages/kcdating/15007921.htm
"Get a clue, get a
date
No. 11: How to break up
gracefully
Don't break up with someone on a
holiday or on a boat. Make it a run-of-the-mill Tuesday in a semi-private
place where the person can leave quickly.
If you went out on just one date,
a break-up text message is OK. After a couple dates, make the phone call.
After a month, you gotta do it in person. "
From
http://www.wcsx.com/jjandlynne/content/2006_01archive.asp
" Britney Spears Modern Break Up
Method
With all the new technology today
like email, cell phones, and text messaging, breaking up has become much
less personal. Click
here
to see a video of Britney's break-up text message to K-Fed. (The text message
comes through about 1:40 into the video.)
From
http://fluffy.toddsville.com/?p=121
Things to do while touring the pyramids
- LOL
"Egypt in a
Nutshell
I didn’t realize it has been
a month since I posted. Yikes. Anyway, let me just say that Egypt was a trip
of a lifetime. Seriously, everyone on the planet needs to see the Pyramids
of Giza (yes, those are the famous ones) at some point in their lifetime.
Just please don’t do it all at once.
- wrote a break-up text message for
an Italian guy to send to his Canadian girlfriend"
From
http://www.mopocket.com/category/mobile-society/page/2/
"Are Mobile Phones Ruining Your Sex
Life or Helping It?
A new study done in the UK, which
confirms one done in Germany earlier last year, shows that a majority of
people choose not to turn off their cell phone while engaging in sexual
relations. Which is a bad idea because it interferes with your driving :-).
But, the study goes deeper and finds out that the mobile phone has also become
an important part of a sexual relationship between flirting by phone or,
sending sexually explicit text and photos or using those free nights and
weekends for those classic first love five hour phone
conversations.
While some people are using SMS to
quit high ranking government jobs, one-fifth of those surveyed in this study
had sent or received a “break-up” text message.
"
From
http://vixentales.blogspot.com/2006_03_01_archive.html
"Because of the ease of the whole
electronic dating, guys have become lazier and lazier when it comes to the
simple courtesy of dialing your digits to make plans. They would rather spend
several minutes going back and forth with text messages than actually getting
all the necessary information with one less than 5 minute phone call. My
friend used to date a guy that never, ever talked on the phone, even after
they had met. He would rather email her to make plans back and forth or send
IMs or text messages. How hard is it to pick up the phone and
call?
I don't like e-dating simply for
this reason. I believe in making heartfelt connections, and it's hard for
me to develop a genuine connection with your computer, pager, cell phone
or sidekick in the middle.
Add to the fact that the connection
developed is very casual and it's very easy to get dropped easily. After
all, all he has to do is send you a break up text message (C u l8r), block
your emails, IMs and disappear all together."
Please leave
your comments or suggestions for break up text messages, or let us know about
yours:
Does anyone know what "maybe to*o6*w*w*wox" means??
shereece lawrence :
Posted 56 days ago
its been good
Kailyn :
Posted 57 days ago
You know how many people do suicide over the years due to a stupid text message saying they want to break up? a NON-jerk wouldn't do such a thing, little innocent hearts are broken and they feel like crap for the rest of their lifes listening to those slow, love songs! someday someone has to make a tribute to those small sadden broken hearts.
syrena :
Posted 136 days ago
m bf txt my best friend but not me its like y wont u txt m enot her its so stupid guys r stupid and he said that he is breaking up with me because i dont act like i like him and i totully like him
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