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Do you have a great break up line that you would like to share, or would you like to read others' break up lines? Some may be sad, some humorous, but, all-in-all, we got some brilliant (and not so brilliant) break up lines for you below. 

Break Up Lines

I can't do this anymore cuz I don't want to.

I feel like your more of my best friend

I don't want to ruin the friendship

I'm not saying it's you, but I know it's not me... : )

It's over and I never really see it working between us because I've come to the realization that you aren't and can't possibly be my type.

You're too good for me, I think you deserve someone better, so I don't think we should see each other anymore.

I love you like a brother (greatest relationship killer ever).

It's not you, it's me. I'm just totally not interested in you.

Break Up Lines

It's not that you're not hot. It's just that your friend is not not the hottest person I've ever met.

If the phone doesn't ring, it's probably me.

yeah, i'm not at all looking for a relationship right now. I am really trying to build up my circle of friends right now and i'm sooo glad I met you!

I need something more. (Of course nobody ever knows what that "more" is or how to explain it.)

I need to find myself.

It's just bad timing.

I wish we had met 5 years down the line.

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I truly believe we aren't together right now because we were just in totally different places in our lives.

I'm not over my ex.

I really like you, but my parole officer doesn't.

I think it's time you knew. I'm Batman.

I'm just not into that tapered jeans look.

Hey, I hate to call it a night so early, but I just remembered I've used up 22 of my 24 hours I'm allowed out under the work-release program for this week, and I need to save a couple of hours to go to the Sperm Bank tomorrow. Can I call you Monday?

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

How do you feel about Wicca?

Break Up Lines

From Sex-n-City, "how do you feel about anal sex?"

Did I tell you I sell Life Insurance on the side? Why don't we go home and go through some policies and plans that I think you might want to take advantage of.

Man, I'm having a great time. I hope the ferrets like you as much as I do.

The guys in my Renaissance Faire human chess group are never gonna believe I met somebody as cool as you.

I do love you, holding you, and I love our times together. I know I have been treating you very badly. You deserve to be treated better, and I should treat you better, but I don't know why I cannot bring myself to treat you better.

I just don't know what I want right now. I want a break...I don't want to break up.

I'm sorry, my parents have promised me to another suitor.

It's just a restraining order, it's not like it's the end of the world.

Do you mind if we drive by my ex's place? I just want to see if anyone is there.

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Break Up Lines

Hey, when we get back to my place, we have to be really quiet until we get down to the basement, because I don't want a scene with Mom this late.

I'm having a great time! Let's stop and get some Immodium on our way to the club.

Everybody that is going on a second date with me, take one step forward......whoa, where are you going Sparky?

I think you would really get along well with my 3rd cousin, twice removed, who just divorced my best friend's mother. Really.

I don't see myself marrying you. Ever.

I'm afraid I've put you into the 'friend' category.

I'm gonna have to let you go.

I guess I'll see you... soonish.

I found someone else, it's just that we don't have that much in common.

Why don't you believe in me anymore, I can't be with someone that doesn't believe in me.

This other person understands me, you don't.

I think we both know this isn't working out.

Break Up Lines

The sex is great but I just don't love you.

I want to see other people.

I think I see you more as a friend than anything else.

Sex with you I no like.

I can't stand to look at your big fat face anymore.

I just found out my ex gave me Herpes!!!

I feel we have grown apart and gone in two different directions. By the way. . . .I'm doing your best friend.

I'm gay.

Break Up Lines

I just need some space....yeah we know why!!!!!

I liked your mom better anyway

By the way, I moved to chicago three days ago.

Let's be friends

You're funny, and looks aren't everything, by the way I met some else.

It's not working.

I need some space.

My wife knows about us...get out of town. Quick.

You deserve so much better.

I'm just not into you.

You are a crazy bitch.

I think this relationship is moving too fast and we should take a break for a while. Should I call you, say, in 2026?

We are breaking up for religious differences, I believe in God, and She thinks she is God.

Break Up Lines

I'm sorry dear, but me and your brother are going up to Massachussets to get married!

It's not you, it's me (It's me ... I don't like you).

I think we should see other people (like I already have).

I think we should be friends (Because I found someone more attractive).

I need to find myself (a couple thousands miles away from you).

We need some time apart (I need a one night stand and I don't want to feel bad about it).

I always thought your poetry sucks.

It's not premarital sex. If you don't plan on getting married.

I don't want a boyfriend right now (I don't want you to be my boyfriend right now. I have 50 more waiting for their turn).

I don't want a boyfriend right now (I want to have a few casual sex with a few hot people. Guess what? ... you are not one of them )

You're an asshole (You're an asshole).

Break Up Lines

You talk too much, and I never understand what you are talking about. (I am uneducated and cannot keep up when you use such big words!)

I think we should see other people.

I think we should be just friends (You kiss like a cold dead fish).

We need some time apart (You're boring me).

I need to find myself.

We need some time apart.

I need to focus on school right now. (I need to focus on a girl that goes to my school...).

We're not going anywhere (Well, I am, but just not with you).

We both have our separate paths to take (And when I say "separate," I mean SEPARATE).

Break Up Lines

My husband (wife) doesn't want me to see you anymore.

My husband and I are trying to work things out, I don't think we should see each other anymore.

I am drunk *hick* and so I must admit you are a self-centered, egoistic bitch who can't make up her mind and uses my views to be used as an absolute opposing reference.


I'm sorry, but you're just too nice for a girl like me, I'm just not used to it.

You're psycho.

You know how when you're kissing someone and you want to take them into the bedroom to have sex with them? Yea, well I don't want to do that with you.

It's not you, it's your friends. I want to do them.

I just don't want to be in a relationship right now, but if I did it would be with you. (I just don't want...you.)

We'll be together again someday, if it's our fate.

Break Up Lines

If fate would have us trapped down a mine shaft, and there's no way out, then I guess I could go for you one last time if I really had to.

I don't know what I want (I know that I don't want you.).

It might have worked out if we hadn't become so close.

I think of you more as a brother/sister.

You remind me of my father/mother.

We can still be friends.

If I were ready to be in love with someone, it would be you.

We're such good friends, I think we should hold on to that.

It's not like if we tried for the rest of our lives, you would get to be better in bed.

I love you, but being with you is limiting my ability to meet someone I would want to marry.

Break Up Lines

I don't think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other's buddy lists.

I love my mother more than I love you. Get your stuff and get out.

I simply misspoke all those times when I said that I loved you and that everything felt so right.

Well, I don't think just not talking to you is going to be enough space for me.

I'd like a true beauty so I don't have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.

How will I know I want to spend the next 50 years with you unless I date other people?

I've gotten all I can out of you. Leave me now.

I am breaking up with you now before you get too attached to me....so I am doing you a sort of favor, aren't I?

I think we have three choices: 1) stay together, 2) take a break, or 3) break up entirely, and I want to take choice 2 or 3.

By the way, we broke up. About two months ago. I forgot to tell you.

Break Up Lines

So long and thanks for all the fish.

This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single.

I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you.

We just grew apart I don't need you anymore.

I'm cheating on you so I don't want to be with you.

The timing is bad.

I don't want to be in a relationship right now.

I'd rather date your sister.

I'm scared of your friends.

I just cant live with the pathetic tickles that you call 'sexual thrusts' anymore.

I really wish I could continue dating you, but I just don't want to anymore.

My therapist says I can't see you any more because you're making me crazy.

My mom said I have to break up with you.

Break Up Lines

I just can't seem to get past that hump on your back. Not your fault.

I have trouble looking into both of your eyes at once.

My Mother needs to check you out; but, I don't think you would like her.

Good day... ...I said good day!

Trailer park girls go out the backdoor, so please exit the back door now.

I can't date you any more because every time I come around your mom says she wants to have a threesome with me and your sister and I just can't do that while I'm dating you.

Your dad said he thinks I'm hot and it's creeping me out.

You get the breast implants or I'm out of here...I can't be with someone who is not a C-cup.

The reason I don't want to go out with you anymore is that I think we've seen to much of each other!

It's not that I think you're not good-looking..it's just that when I think of our children being born with that hideous nose of yours I want to upchuck.

I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn't want to marry him. Let's part before this goes any farther.

Break Up Lines

I won't be able to see you again, I'm getting married on Saturday.

Do you think my old girlfriend still likes me?

So, I spend too much of your money, is that it?

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