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Break Up Lines
I can't do this anymore cuz I don't want
to.
I feel like your more of my best
friend
I don't want to ruin the
friendship
I'm not saying it's you, but I know it's
not me... : )
It's over and I never really see it working
between us because I've come to the realization that you aren't and can't
possibly be my type.
You're too good for me, I think you deserve
someone better, so I don't think we should see each other
anymore.
I love you like a brother (greatest
relationship killer ever).
It's not you, it's me. I'm just totally
not interested in you.
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It's not that you're not hot. It's just
that your friend is not not the hottest person I've ever met.
If the phone doesn't ring, it's probably
me.
yeah, i'm not at all looking for a
relationship right now. I am really trying to build up my circle of friends
right now and i'm sooo glad I met you!
I need something more. (Of course nobody
ever knows what that "more" is or how to explain it.)
I need to find myself.
It's just bad timing.
I wish we had met 5 years down the
line.
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I truly believe we aren't together right
now because we were just in totally different places in our
lives.
I'm not over my ex.
I really like you, but my parole officer
doesn't.
I think it's time you knew. I'm
Batman.
I'm just not into that tapered jeans
look.
Hey, I hate to call it a night so early,
but I just remembered I've used up 22 of my 24 hours I'm allowed out under
the work-release program for this week, and I need to save a couple of hours
to go to the Sperm Bank tomorrow. Can I call you Monday?
Getting rid of a man without hurting his
masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might
sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying,
"I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children." Sometimes
they leave skid marks.
How do you feel about
Wicca?
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From Sex-n-City, "how do you feel about
anal sex?"
Did I tell you I sell Life Insurance
on the side? Why don't we go home and go through some policies and plans
that I think you might want to take advantage of.
Man, I'm having a great time. I hope
the ferrets like you as much as I do.
The guys in my Renaissance Faire human
chess group are never gonna believe I met somebody as cool as
you.
I do love you, holding you, and I love
our times together. I know I have been treating you very badly. You deserve
to be treated better, and I should treat you better, but I don't know why
I cannot bring myself to treat you better.
I just don't know what I want right now.
I want a break...I don't want to break up.
I'm sorry, my parents have promised me
to another suitor.
It's just a restraining order, it's not
like it's the end of the world.
Do you mind if we drive by my ex's place?
I just want to see if anyone is there.
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Break Up Lines
Hey, when we get back to my place, we
have to be really quiet until we get down to the basement, because I don't
want a scene with Mom this late.
I'm having a great time! Let's stop and
get some Immodium on our way to the club.
Everybody that is going on a second date
with me, take one step forward......whoa, where are you going
Sparky?
I think you would really get along well
with my 3rd cousin, twice removed, who just divorced my best friend's mother.
Really.
I don't see myself marrying you.
Ever.
I'm afraid I've put you into the 'friend'
category.
I'm gonna have to let you
go.
I guess I'll see you...
soonish.
I found someone else, it's just that
we don't have that much in common.
Why don't you believe in me anymore,
I can't be with someone that doesn't believe in me.
This other person understands me, you
don't.
I think we both know this isn't working
out.
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The sex is great but I just don't love
you.
I want to see other
people.
I think I see you more as a friend than
anything else.
Sex with you I no like.
I can't stand to look at your big fat
face anymore.
I just found out my ex gave me
Herpes!!!
I feel we have grown apart and gone in
two different directions. By the way. . . .I'm doing your best
friend.
I'm gay.
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I just need some space....yeah we know
why!!!!!
I liked your mom better
anyway
By the way, I moved to chicago three days
ago.
Let's be friends
You're funny, and looks aren't everything,
by the way I met some else.
It's not working.
I need some space.
My wife knows about us...get out of town.
Quick.
You deserve so much
better.
I'm just not into you.
You are a crazy bitch.
I think this relationship is moving too
fast and we should take a break for a while. Should I call you, say, in
2026?
We are breaking up for religious differences,
I believe in God, and She thinks she is God.
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I'm sorry dear, but me and your brother
are going up to Massachussets to get married!
It's not you, it's me (It's me ... I
don't like you).
I think we should see other people (like
I already have).
I think we should be friends (Because
I found someone more attractive).
I need to find myself (a couple thousands
miles away from you).
We need some time apart (I need a one
night stand and I don't want to feel bad about it).
I always thought your poetry
sucks.
It's not premarital sex. If you don't
plan on getting married.
I don't want a boyfriend right now (I
don't want you to be my boyfriend right now. I have 50 more waiting for their
turn).
I don't want a boyfriend right now (I
want to have a few casual sex with a few hot people. Guess what? ... you
are not one of them )
You're an asshole (You're an
asshole).
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You talk too much, and I never understand
what you are talking about. (I am uneducated and cannot keep up when you
use such big words!)
I think we should see other
people.
I think we should be just friends (You
kiss like a cold dead fish).
We need some time apart (You're boring
me).
I need to find myself.
We need some time apart.
I need to focus on school right now.
(I need to focus on a girl that goes to my school...).
We're not going anywhere (Well, I am,
but just not with you).
We both have our separate paths to take
(And when I say "separate," I mean SEPARATE).
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My husband (wife) doesn't want me to
see you anymore.
My husband and I are trying to work things
out, I don't think we should see each other anymore.
I am drunk *hick* and so I must admit
you are a self-centered, egoistic bitch who can't make up her mind and uses
my views to be used as an absolute opposing reference.
Die!
I'm sorry, but you're just too nice for
a girl like me, I'm just not used to it.
You're psycho.
You know how when you're kissing someone
and you want to take them into the bedroom to have sex with them? Yea, well
I don't want to do that with you.
It's not you, it's your friends. I want
to do them.
I just don't want to be in a relationship
right now, but if I did it would be with you. (I just don't
want...you.)
We'll be together again someday, if it's
our fate.
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If fate would have us trapped down a mine
shaft, and there's no way out, then I guess I could go for you one last time
if I really had to.
I don't know what I want (I know that
I don't want you.).
It might have worked out if we hadn't
become so close.
I think of you more as a
brother/sister.
You remind me of my
father/mother.
We can still be friends.
If I were ready to be in love with someone,
it would be you.
We're such good friends, I think we should
hold on to that.
It's not like if we tried for the rest
of our lives, you would get to be better in bed.
I love you, but being with you is limiting
my ability to meet someone I would want to marry.
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I don't think we should date any more,
but we can still be on each other's buddy lists.
I love my mother more than I love you.
Get your stuff and get out.
I simply misspoke all those times when
I said that I loved you and that everything felt so right.
Well, I don't think just not talking
to you is going to be enough space for me.
I'd like a true beauty so I don't have
to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our
photos.
How will I know I want to spend the next
50 years with you unless I date other people?
I've gotten all I can out of you. Leave
me now.
I am breaking up with you now before
you get too attached to me....so I am doing you a sort of favor, aren't
I?
I think we have three choices: 1) stay
together, 2) take a break, or 3) break up entirely, and I want to take choice
2 or 3.
By the way, we broke up. About two months
ago. I forgot to tell you.
Break Up Lines
So long and thanks for all the
fish.
This just isn't for me. Nothing personal.
I want to be able to tell people I'm single.
I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy
and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around
you.
We just grew apart I don't need you
anymore.
I'm cheating on you so I don't want to
be with you.
The timing is bad.
I don't want to be in a relationship
right now.
I'd rather date your
sister.
I'm scared of your
friends.
I just cant live with the pathetic tickles
that you call 'sexual thrusts' anymore.
I really wish I could continue dating
you, but I just don't want to anymore.
My therapist says I can't see you any
more because you're making me crazy.
My mom said I have to break up with
you.
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I just can't seem to get past that hump
on your back. Not your fault.
I have trouble looking into both of your
eyes at once.
My Mother needs to check you out; but,
I don't think you would like her.
Good day... ...I said good
day!
Trailer park girls go out the backdoor,
so please exit the back door now.
I can't date you any more because every
time I come around your mom says she wants to have a threesome with me and
your sister and I just can't do that while I'm dating you.
Your dad said he thinks I'm hot and it's
creeping me out.
You get the breast implants or I'm out
of here...I can't be with someone who is not a C-cup.
The reason I don't want to go out with
you anymore is that I think we've seen to much of each other!
It's not that I think you're not
good-looking..it's just that when I think of our children being born with
that hideous nose of yours I want to upchuck.
I have a pet dog, he kisses like you,
his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn't
want to marry him. Let's part before this goes any farther.
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I won't be able to see you again, I'm
getting married on Saturday.
Do you think my old girlfriend still
likes me?
So, I spend too much of your money, is
that it?
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Comments (page 4 of 4):
i just don't want that !!
i kept thinking of our relationship..but it bored me....
im sorry..maybe im not good enough..
or maybe you're not good enough for me..
i hope maybe we can meet in another 5 or 6 years..
bye~~
Man; This is for you
woman: what is it?
Man: You know that trip you've been talking about. You know the one.
Woman: really, There's noting in here
Man; I know Like I waste money on a ticket for you.
I'm going with my mates don't be here when I come back. Bye I'l send you a postcard kisses!