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Here's some funny (and sad) Break Up cards we just kind of threw together!

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If I were drunk and it were closing time...

....you'd

still

be

ugly!

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I'll never forget you...

....but I just can't remember why

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Oh, happy day!

The bitch is gone!

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Cupid's arrow

is bent me thinks.

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Love...

....sucks, doesn't it?

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For the record...

....you kiss like a fish

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Hey, what can I say?

It's not you...

....it's your face body personality sexual skills job
attitude
-
well, okay, it is you!

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You were absolutely right all this time! My therapist did say I was crazy...

....for not dumping your ass sooner

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I know it's who you are on the inside that counts...

....but your outside makes me want to hurl!

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Dear John...

....or, um, what's your name again?

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thought
you
were
beautiful,
like a
shooting
star...

....oh, wait, that was that guy from that porn movie that I met the other night

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CHEERS

To good friends

and bad lovers

may you both go

to hell

for f*ing each other!

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Bad hangovers
and bad coffee

are still better than you!

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It's not you...

....it's your wife.

Drop dead,
you cheatin'
asshole!

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"She Loves You,
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...

and all your
buddies, too"

....
oh well,

what do
Beatles
know
about love
anyway?

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Kiss me...

....'ass'.

Yes, that's it!

Kiss me ass good bye. It's over, scumbag!

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Good-bye doesn't have to mean forever...

....but with you I'll make an exception.

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I'd do cartwheels for you...

....if you weren't so damned cheap.

Do you happen
to have a rich brother?

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Just a quick note
to let you know...

....that I cleaned

out our

shared

bank account.

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You know I would have chosen you...

....but, damn,
she was just
so HOT!

Hey, have a good one anyway...

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It's time...

....to dump your ass!

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Now I know why...

....your pussy always smelled like fish

(because your kitty played around a lot)

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What I'll miss about you the most is...

...your HOT sister!

(would you mind if I asked her out?)

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